Rasmus nissen

A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth

i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz

by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

Bjørn Bo Nielsen

Kæmpe Luder

Bjørn: Hej, hva så piger, jeg hedder Bjørn Bo Nielsen, og er rigtig klam.

Pige 1: Gå væk kæmpe luder

Pige 2: Add det er ham kæmpe luderen, der hele tiden sover!!

Pige 3: Ja han er godt nok ulækker og beskidt!

Pige 2: Føj!

Pige 5: Hvor er pige 4?

by silwerproductions July 31, 2011

Niesin

The female child of your bruncle/aunster. Your bruncle and/or aunster is your aunt/uncle and sibling at the same time, so their children, in this case the female, is your niesin; your sibling's daughter being your niece, and your aunt/uncle's daughter being your cousin. Therefore the end result is biologically your niesin.

My niesin Sally is such a cutie pie, she's my niece and my cousin at the same time.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

neesen

A man of many wonderful things, he only exists in the 27th dimension, and loves to play 'video games' he is usually a giant and sometimes dead.

you like neesen?

no.

by macccaronii January 7, 2017

Rasmus nissen

On every November Rasmus Nissen cums out to jizz on men. You have set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand or he will jizz in ur mouth, He is like Santa or The easter bonny.

School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth

Klaus: nooooo

Ohh no i forgot to put jizz out for Rasmus Nissen

by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

Cecilie Inger Nielsen

Perfection

you are just so Cecilie Inger Nielsen

by Mads7003 November 24, 2017

Naughty Nielsen

The act of spanking your sexual partner with the Holy Bible, or something that resembles the Bible. This is a common practice in BDSM and Fetish’s. The significance of Nielsen is there is a type of paddle used in BDSM practice that is called a Nielsen Paddle.

I thought Ian was a nice church boy, until he bent me over and did a “Naughty Nielsen” On me.

by TheLoaners July 10, 2018