Nick's Dick

Weak ass dick game. Like the worst dick you've ever had. Sex game straight weak.

Damn that guy was so bad in the bed, straight up was Nick's Dick.

by Sh4DoW665 April 21, 2018

Nick's Large Christmas Tree

A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis

Nick's Large Christmas Tree is second to none

by ROACH SMASHER December 14, 2010

Nick’s Mom’s Poon

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

Nick’s mom

Just a bitch

Yep

There’s no sex joke

I’m serious, she’s just a bitch

Person 1: Damn, Nick’s mom is really riding my ass today
Person 2: Figuratively or literally?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn. Been there bro

by pOng_wong April 27, 2022

nick’s dick

It is the biggest dick that any human has.

I like riding on Nick’s dick.

by Vans sk8 high December 19, 2017

nick's spaghetti

such a piece of shit

Nick's spaghetti: Dude, i bet you don't even know my middle name.
Kool Kid Kris: Yeah i do, it's "piece of shit".

by GodNicksSuchAPieceOfShit December 14, 2008

nick's law

If you can't take care of your fish, then you shouldn't have a baby

Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.

by Apolloslyre44 April 18, 2014