Nairaland

A totally epic Nigerian online forum with a penchant for trolls and Garri (ground cassava), and Tonto Dikeh, aka Toto Decay.

I was on Nairaland earlier today and joined in the curse-fest on Tonto Dike's new song

by SimonAndal February 27, 2013

Kwa mathe ngara

A dilapidated informal settlement sandwiched between parklands and the C.B.D renown for it's unusually potent marijuana strains

alibambwa na masanse hapo kwa mathe ngara

by Adekambi September 21, 2021

Ngaire Signal

-noun

Crazy, Sexy and loves to work with cats. Who lives on corn chips and "Deal Or No Deal". Not short, and not ranga, usually acts black. Will become a power ranger one day.

-She was being such a Ngaire Signal.

Cats Ngaire Signal

by Archiver1212 November 15, 2011

Ngaire

Ngaire is a sexy bitch who loves to chill with friends. She has blue eyes ranga hair and is usually short. Everybody loves to hang out with her as she is fun as.! She is awesomely awesome and is the greatest person ever. She is most likely Jesus.

"Omg Ngaire is Jesus"

by sfkefnINVILEWU September 21, 2011

naira

Naira is the Nigerian currency

I got twenty thousand naira on me, how much you got?

by Obinna November 27, 2006

Ngaire

Actually means "Silver fern" in Maori. Women named Ngaire tend to be amazing scone bakers, able to peel apples with amazing speed, and are super friendly and cuddly grandmas. Ngaires smell good. Like baking.

"My nan's name was Ngaire and she was awesome"

by nanalover October 29, 2009

naairah

the baddest bitch living

“naairah is the best purrrr”

by naaiphobic November 23, 2021