richard newcomer

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass

i so pulled a richard newcomer last night

by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008

newcomer

(new·cum·er) noun
1. A new person to an AA meeting.
2. Vulnerable person who is new to a group.
3. Someone preyed upon by old timers.
4. Easy target for thieves, rapists and murderers.

1. Jane was a newcomer at the nightly AA meeting, and was quickly hit on by Bill W.
2. Being a newcomer to Alcoholics Anonymous, Jane choose a door knob as a higher power and Bill W. as her sponsor.

by JR Harris April 17, 2011

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Newcomerstown cream pie

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

by creamaramher July 9, 2010

newcomerstown

A piece of shit town in Ohio, surrounded by corn fields. It's known for under age drinking, pregnant teens, and meth labs. It's home of the Newcomerstown Trojans which majority of the time completely suck ass at every single sport and have obese cheerleaders. Most people are country wannabes or try to act thug nasty.

newcomerstown ohio

by truestatement July 27, 2014

Newcombe Sluts

Dalhousie University students from the Girls-Only residence who come to Eliza Ritchie drunk and wreck our bathrooms. Generally their names are forgotten and cause massive scenes because of it.

Dude 1: Dude, what was her name again?
Dude 2: I dunno man, some Newcombe Sluts.

by Barneywestside February 13, 2010

Newcombise

More commonly known as smash your back doors in.

I wanna newcombise the shit out of you!

by AD1503 January 15, 2013