newsletter

1. An informative email message sent to a list of subscribers on a regular basis.

2. Spam messages sent on a regular basis to a purchased mailing list of non-consenting "subscribers".

3. An unsolicited spam message sent specifically to offend the recipients in order to provoke them into clicking an unsubscribe link that in reality enrolls them into mailing lists to be sold to spammers. See also spam riot.

Most newsletter recipients wonder how the heck they got subscribed to most of their newsletters.

by Downstrike August 23, 2005

Newblet

A person below a newb.

Adam Sandler
Will Smith

Joe you are a Newblet at Halo.

by Yamash April 26, 2008

Newdles

Another word for noodles.

"Can I please have some newdles?"
"Yes, I can send you some newdles, sir"

by newdles July 22, 2009

nebble pebble

when you empty your shitube and your turds feel like they are made of stone. They often look like rabbit feces.

I ate johns nebble pebbles on a dare

by ugh2 April 21, 2017

Newbie

Not to be confused by noob, a newbie is a newcomer to anything. Newbies can spell, but they lack in what's new to them. Noobs and newbies are kinda opposites, in a way. Plus, newbies are usually more respectful than noobs.

Newbie: Um, excuse me, TehPro...?

TehPro: Yes?

Newbie: Do you know how to move in this game?

TehPro: Yes, the W, A, S, D keys.

Newbie: Thank you.

TehPro: No problem.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

Newberific

The term used when someone is or was being a complete newb.
Originated by a person who goes by the alias Newberific in many online games.

"OMFG your newberific"
"GG, you were newberific my friend"

by Newberific December 30, 2004

newbies

A person in the begining stages of something. See new boy for the orgin of the word.

The newbies have just begun their training.

by NSH1212 March 7, 2008