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Old New York

Was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way! Often compared to how Constantinople is now Istanbul.
Istanbul is business of the Turks. Who’s business is Old New York?
by FAT KNIGHT December 26, 2018
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New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 27, 2015
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New Age Old School

Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation
by Retrostyle November 24, 2020
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The New Adventures of Old Christine

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.
by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012
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Old Man New Balance

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.
Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.
by AstuteLegalScholar August 30, 2014
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you can't teach an old dog new tricks

It means that it is very hard to change someones habits
You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.
by Zahraa June 13, 2017
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Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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