New Jersey Submarine 

When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet seat to complete it.

I had to shit so bad when I got home, that I let out a New Jersey Submarine. I had to stand up in order to finish it. Boy, did it stink too.

New Jersey Submarine by John Curtis August 23, 2007

New Jersey Sloppy Joe 

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.

I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.

New Jersey Sloppy Joe by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011

New Jersey Squealer 

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.

Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."

New Jersey Squealer by Gustation April 19, 2018

new jersey scoop 

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

new jersey scoop by justin suriano June 28, 2006

New Jersey Steambath 

When your girlfrend or boyfriend is taking a shower and you quietly sneak in the bathroom and take a dump in the toilet making a nice hot steamy fragreance. No need to flush.

Sparky gave Nicole a New Jersey Steambath last night.

New Jersey Steambath by Grindsplatter May 9, 2008

New Jersey Shuffle 

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.

Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.

New Jersey Shuffle by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009

New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

New Jersey Soap Pump by Hummus43 August 30, 2011