nev

a word to describe someone who is an idiot, loser or does something stupid. Derives from Nevil Longbottom from harry potter.

Person1: did u c the new harry potter movie?

person2: u watch harry potter???ur such a nev!

by Bobbin Along May 12, 2009

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 1, 2004

nev

nev is an amazing person who im best friends with and love dearly. i literally love u sm, ur so loved by everyone nevvy pooh :D

"nev is the best person in the world"

by miserygarden November 9, 2021

NEV

An insult that can mean any of the following:
1) never eats vagina
2) or no entertainment value
3) or never ending virgin

person 1: dude, isnt Jake a total nev?
person 2: he is man, wait what meaning of the word do you mean?
person 1: well, kinda all 3 definitions describe him perfectly.

by EnergyDrinks17 January 11, 2010

Nev

round here.. nev is substitute for dude basically.

"What up nev!" or "I heard those douchebag kids have some company called Nevy Threads"

by ballsock August 12, 2005

Nev

A sweet and caring friend who radiates cosmic horror-gothic energies and calls you a bitch a lot but it's all in good fun :)

"Nev makes me laugh cuz she's funny and everyone else sucks."

by wiinky face August 2, 2019

Nev

Nev or Neville or the stupid-fucking-dumbass-blue-bear as he is affectionately known is a puppet(oh yes he is,live with it) on the sunday kiddie show smile. He is the unimaginable low point of an already poor show. Also used to make something crap seem slightly better a phrase known as "to nev it up". Did I mention he is blue and woollen

Slightly intelectual child 1: "this pencil is blunt and pointless, like smile"
"

Slightly less than average intelligence child: "lets NEV IT UP!"

Shut up please

(thinks of witty comeback)

YA MUVA

(deploys ultimate comeback)

MHIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(awkward silence)

by jghkju7iutgrOB September 14, 2005