The Asshole who invented homework if this man hadn’t been ever lived we wouldn’t have the stress kids have today so if your thinking of doing a research project on the invention of homework here is the definition of the intellectual who invented it
by swagy chillswag July 1, 2020
Get the Roberto Nevilis mug.Neila is very rare and idfk if its even lithuanian name. The person who's name is Neila, is extremly cute n hot. You just look at that person and you feel yourself melting. You can also call it Neilinskiu, Neiliumi. Who ever met a person named Neila, 110% precent fell in love with. It also stands for alieN.
Neila is my cutiepie!
by Ha, u October 29, 2020
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To get significantly more attractive after going through the process of puberty.
Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.
The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.
The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Me looking in the mirror: I'd better Neville Longbottom by the time I get to uni, or I'm going to die alone. :/
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
by ICantThinkOfAUsername June 29, 2015
Get the Neville Longbottom mug.That one Italian Hitler-looking fuck who invented the homework in 1095, Venice, and started this entire mess of stress for the low intelligent students and larger pride digging for the smart teacher's pets fucks. Some say he even caused for the anarchy in schools, Because of that teachers also invented penalties for not doing homework such as getting whipped infront of the whole class, thank God the penalties has changed during the years. I'm not going to be surprised if he died as a virgin. I also have a theory that Roberto nevilis is part of the Satanism.
1.You see this guy over here called Roberto nevilis? I blame him for all of my problems.
2. Elsa: y'know, when I'll become a rich genius, I'll build a time machine so then I'll be able to assassinate Roberto nevilis. And your going to help me.
Dylan: You're*
Elsa: y'know what? When I'll build the time machine then I will also make sure to assassinate your parents too, smartass.
2. Elsa: y'know, when I'll become a rich genius, I'll build a time machine so then I'll be able to assassinate Roberto nevilis. And your going to help me.
Dylan: You're*
Elsa: y'know what? When I'll build the time machine then I will also make sure to assassinate your parents too, smartass.
by Absolutely unintelligent Henry September 19, 2017
Get the roberto nevilis mug.To radically change one's life through the use of vivid imagination. It is named after the great mystic Neville Goddard.
"Lili was unmarried and poor for a long time."
Yeah but then she had a Nevillution and won the lottery and finally got married to Bobby.
Damn I wish a Nevillution happened in my life!
It can! Just go to bed imagining you're already who and where you want to be.
Yeah but then she had a Nevillution and won the lottery and finally got married to Bobby.
Damn I wish a Nevillution happened in my life!
It can! Just go to bed imagining you're already who and where you want to be.
by Nev1260 October 12, 2016
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Neville surprised us in the seventh Harry Potter by being such a badass. We now like to refer to him as BAMF. If he lets us.
Shall we review?
"Harry heard a scuffle and a shout, then another bang, a flash of light and a grunt of pain; he opened his eyes an infinitesimal ammount. Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort."
This badass would be Neville.
"The longer Harry looked at Neville, the worse he appeared: one of his eyes was swollen, yellow and purple, there were gouge marks on his face, and his general air of unkemptness suggested that he had been living rough. Nevertheless, his battered visage shone with happiness as he let go of Hermione and said again, 'I knew you'd come! Kept telling Seamus it was a matter of time!'
'Neville what happened to you?'
'What? this?' Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of the head. 'This is nothing.'"
Finally the most BAMF moment of all:
"In one swift, fluid motion Neville broke free of the Body-Bind Curse upon him; the flaming Hat fell off him and he drew from its depths something silver, with a glittering, rubied handle-
The slash of the silver blade could not be heard over the roar of the oncoming crowd, or the sounds of the clashing giants, or of the stampeding centaurs, and yet it seemed to draw every eye. With a single stroke, Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the Entrance Hall, and Voldemort's mouth was open in a scream of fury that nobody could hear, and the snakes body thudded to the ground at his feet-"
BAMF!
Neville surprised us in the seventh Harry Potter by being such a badass. We now like to refer to him as BAMF. If he lets us.
Shall we review?
"Harry heard a scuffle and a shout, then another bang, a flash of light and a grunt of pain; he opened his eyes an infinitesimal ammount. Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort."
This badass would be Neville.
"The longer Harry looked at Neville, the worse he appeared: one of his eyes was swollen, yellow and purple, there were gouge marks on his face, and his general air of unkemptness suggested that he had been living rough. Nevertheless, his battered visage shone with happiness as he let go of Hermione and said again, 'I knew you'd come! Kept telling Seamus it was a matter of time!'
'Neville what happened to you?'
'What? this?' Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of the head. 'This is nothing.'"
Finally the most BAMF moment of all:
"In one swift, fluid motion Neville broke free of the Body-Bind Curse upon him; the flaming Hat fell off him and he drew from its depths something silver, with a glittering, rubied handle-
The slash of the silver blade could not be heard over the roar of the oncoming crowd, or the sounds of the clashing giants, or of the stampeding centaurs, and yet it seemed to draw every eye. With a single stroke, Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the Entrance Hall, and Voldemort's mouth was open in a scream of fury that nobody could hear, and the snakes body thudded to the ground at his feet-"
BAMF!
"If you're looking for Neville on the Marauder's map, he's labeled 'BAMF.'"
"Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce."
"Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil."
"Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce."
"Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil."
by mathilde August 23, 2007
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- A super unique name, unique enough to have me being the first one writing on Urban Dictionary about it
-Basically, a life without Neilas is a life wasted, sorry not sorry. Truth hurts.
-The smartest person ever; holds a 200 IQ (100% serious)
-Also goes by Mr. Neilas
This is basically just compliments now, but Neilas is the most open minded, kind heart-ed and overall amazing person to ever exist. He'll notice every little thing about you. The things you never even came to notice yourself. It's super rare to find people like this. People who value you and admit to their mistakes and really, those who give you a bigger and much more different outlook on life itself. If you ever come across someone like this, someone who makes your worries go away in ways as simple as just hearing their voice, don't take it for granted. Learn something.
Thank you? This isn't how you even write a definition but yeah. I hope this was somewhat worth reading, and if not, I'm sorry. I mean I'm curious as to who *will* search up "Neilas" on this website to be honest. And if "Neilas" himself is reading this, then. Hi. You're amazing. Je t'aime.
(Again I'm fully aware this "definition" is like 15% a definition and 85% reasons why Neilas is the best, but don't kill me and just go with it)
**sorry I couldn't come up with a funkier sentence**
- A super unique name, unique enough to have me being the first one writing on Urban Dictionary about it
-Basically, a life without Neilas is a life wasted, sorry not sorry. Truth hurts.
-The smartest person ever; holds a 200 IQ (100% serious)
-Also goes by Mr. Neilas
This is basically just compliments now, but Neilas is the most open minded, kind heart-ed and overall amazing person to ever exist. He'll notice every little thing about you. The things you never even came to notice yourself. It's super rare to find people like this. People who value you and admit to their mistakes and really, those who give you a bigger and much more different outlook on life itself. If you ever come across someone like this, someone who makes your worries go away in ways as simple as just hearing their voice, don't take it for granted. Learn something.
Thank you? This isn't how you even write a definition but yeah. I hope this was somewhat worth reading, and if not, I'm sorry. I mean I'm curious as to who *will* search up "Neilas" on this website to be honest. And if "Neilas" himself is reading this, then. Hi. You're amazing. Je t'aime.
(Again I'm fully aware this "definition" is like 15% a definition and 85% reasons why Neilas is the best, but don't kill me and just go with it)
**sorry I couldn't come up with a funkier sentence**
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