Nev

A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.

Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)

Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
Nev:........Two hula-hoops.

by hurstyjew April 28, 2010

nev

Fucks shit up

Man your such a nev.

by Bruh9 June 21, 2017

nev

Nev is a stronger more exaggerated way of saying no. It comes from the word never.

Would you ever go skydiving?
Nev.

by afu-ra September 27, 2005

nev

a word to describe someone who is an idiot, loser or does something stupid. Derives from Nevil Longbottom from harry potter.

Person1: did u c the new harry potter movie?

person2: u watch harry potter???ur such a nev!

by Bobbin Along May 12, 2009

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 1, 2004

nev

nev is an amazing person who im best friends with and love dearly. i literally love u sm, ur so loved by everyone nevvy pooh :D

"nev is the best person in the world"

by miserygarden November 9, 2021

dirty nev

To lace an unsuspecting friends drink with a shot of fresh semen. Usually done to a drink such as Baileys, Tequila Rose or Guinness where the consistency can be hidden better.

“Jesus Christ Tony, I think Carl has Dirty Nev’d me. That Baileys went down like a salty raw egg”.

by Rachel1980 June 21, 2023