Nesquik Nap

When you wake up from a nap with your underwear filled with shit.

Hey did you hear Josh had a Nesquik Nap last night, it was messy.

by arthietes May 8, 2017

nesquick

its the middleclass koolaid, motherfukka

Boy 1: yo nigga, u got any kool-aid?
Boy 2: hell nah my dad got a promotion so we got nesquick, its like kool-aid but wit milk
Boy 1: that sounds rank motherfukka
Boy 2: its all good.

boy 1 then tries nesquick.....

Boy 1: damn thats sum good shit. im tellin my pop to do more motherfukkin hours so we can indulge in this shit

by The one who can afford nesquick February 5, 2005

nesquik surprise

When you have a girl, undressed and you tell her "close your eyes and open your mouth." she thinks that your going to put your cock in her mouth. Instead you turn around and take a huge dump in her mouth!

Noah: O man! i gave that bitch a nesquik surprise last night!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!

by Shermdiggity March 30, 2009

nesquickie

Is a quickie with someone of color

I got hot nesquickie in the parking lot of block buster

by Grace Decker October 7, 2010

Nesquik and chill

The act of inviting a lucky lady (or lad) over to your joint for the making of milkshakes and concluding by drinking the Nesquik milk whilst engaging in sexual intercorse.

Mitch: I invited her over to come and have some Nesquik and chill

Brad: How was it!?

by Doccas October 7, 2015

Nesquik Mondays

That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..

Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!

by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019

Nesquick and Chill

The G-rated and appropriate, kid-friendly version of "Netflix and Chill", in which a couple does hardly anything that could be even be consider first base.

Girl: "Should I come over ? You know, Netflix and chill?"

Guy: "My Grandma's staying at my house right now.... Make that Nesquick and Chill."

by That1Guy9966 December 27, 2015