nervous

What moose are in Canada, and what women are in Japan.

Canada: where the men are men and the moose are nervous.

by Still_Trippin' November 16, 2006

nervous

ok its a game where u need a group of guys and girls. then a girl and a guy get together and start DOING STUFF... going further and further if u get me. u are basically trying to get the other person horny. when one of you gets horny you say 'NERVOUS', and both of you stop and go onto another person. but if neither of you get horny at all then.. well u end up DOING IT lol in the end. its a great game try it

there is no example.. u have to play it to experience it.
when u get horny from wot the person is doin then u say NERVOUS and u both stop. get me.

by Xx BlondeNess xX May 5, 2007

Nervous

Being unshaven or otherwise unkept; shaggy.

"You're lookin a little nervous, better tighten that up"

by Curtis Couples September 19, 2009

nervous

A women one is trying to hook up with but is unaware of her feelings towards him. So called because the women in question makes the wooer nervous.

Friend 1: How's nervous doing?
Friend 2: She's killing me man, I have no idea what she wants.

by Jake September 28, 2006

Nervous

A Not Rude Way Of Saying "Bro, I Farted" That could make the situation awkward.

I Just Got Nervous

by Terminal-ator May 26, 2025

Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

Nervous Boner

A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.

witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner

by kronic Illness February 22, 2009