necking on

to passionately kiss someone - generally a type of snog.

hazza: mate were you necking on or tashing on with that lass?
bazza: mate we were necking on

by tonkles April 2, 2015

Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

rubber necking

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.

"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."

by IceWarm January 8, 2006

Nukking it

"Nukking it," or often referred to as "pulling a Nukkies." Is when someone fails, no matter how big or small of a fail, any fail will suffice.

other tenses - Nuked it, Don't Nuke it, etc.

"Did you see that guy try and push the pull door and hit his face?"

"Hahaha yeah, he totally Nuked it man!"

or

"Bet she nukes it"

or

"Bro, you're totally Nukking it!!

by Pineapple palm tree April 4, 2011

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 20, 2014