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Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
by shan-manda March 8, 2011
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Nester

Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
by nwelshans July 5, 2006
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Nester

When a LAD gets a girlfriend and happily settles into the nest that has been created.
A real NESTER would be James from this examle

When "James" is with "Zoe" they have stupid baby names for eachother such as "Bubsy"... NESTER LAD.
He was always having to talk to her even if he just left her... Nester LAD.
Arguments would be had over the girlfriend "Zoe" not being happy with the LAD "James" when he wanted to go out with the LADS... NESTER LAD
As you can see from examples..He (James) was deep into the nest.
by Dannygmanu October 15, 2012
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Newster

A person that dresses in a new, exciting, and sometimes with a futuristic approach.
I wore fat lady jeans up to my waist today, which was totally newster 'cuz i paired it with an oversized hat.
by Nat Sel February 9, 2013
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Nester

Every womans dream an absolute player that doesnt give a damn. If he invites you back to his nest, he will definitely fertilize your eggs.
“Oh yeah dude I heard she got nestered last night.”
by UNC :) March 2, 2019
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nester

A girl who buys lots of things for her boyfriend or gives him lots of large photos of her so that he will feel especially bad if he wants to break up with her.
That nester bought me a new car and plastered her picture all over it.. I can never break up with her now!
by asset January 11, 2006
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empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left
Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.
by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009
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