nester

a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the "nest" of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.

Did you see the goddamn bathroom? The fucking nester left his fucking nest on the toilet again.

by jotis August 3, 2007

Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.

crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.

by shan-manda March 8, 2011

Nasteroid

A contraction of the words 'nasty' and 'asteroid', Nasteroid is the term used to describe a frightfully ugly and obese woman.

"Motherfucker! That nasteroid be bakin' some bread in them pumps."

by buqshui May 18, 2010

Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017

nasterrific

something so nasty that it's actually terrific

those pink boogers on your handkerchief are nasterrific

by pink booger June 30, 2011

Nester

Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

by nwelshans July 5, 2006

Nester

When a LAD gets a girlfriend and happily settles into the nest that has been created.

A real NESTER would be James from this examle

When "James" is with "Zoe" they have stupid baby names for eachother such as "Bubsy"... NESTER LAD.
He was always having to talk to her even if he just left her... Nester LAD.
Arguments would be had over the girlfriend "Zoe" not being happy with the LAD "James" when he wanted to go out with the LADS... NESTER LAD
As you can see from examples..He (James) was deep into the nest.

by Dannygmanu October 15, 2012