Nath is used to describe a young male, usually in the mid to late twenties. A "Nath" can usually be found roaming the streets in search of wild Pizza or Burger herds and may become hostile when approached. Never approach a wild Nath from behind, as they will employ wild, uncontrollable flatulence as a natural defense, sometimes resulting in accidental leakage.
Domesticated Naths are slightly larger than their wild counterparts, due to excessive grazing on junk foods and a very lax lifestyle. While less hostile than in the wild, a domestic Nath is likely to have a diesel libido and be prone to occasional fits of rage, usually in response to the appearance of the Nath's natural predators; The Boss, The Missus and most dreaded of all, The Morning.
If you are approached by a Nath, DO NOT make direct eye contact, simply empty your wallet, bay like a frightened sheep and slowly retreat while never turning your back on the Nath, as the Nath may see this as a signal of the mating season.
Nath's are allergic to: Bright Sunlight
Moderate Sunlight
Heavy Lifting
Vegetables that make a crunching sound
Early Mornings
Early Nights
Soap
Any film which has been adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel
Ben Affleck
Novelty Mugs
Domesticated Naths are slightly larger than their wild counterparts, due to excessive grazing on junk foods and a very lax lifestyle. While less hostile than in the wild, a domestic Nath is likely to have a diesel libido and be prone to occasional fits of rage, usually in response to the appearance of the Nath's natural predators; The Boss, The Missus and most dreaded of all, The Morning.
If you are approached by a Nath, DO NOT make direct eye contact, simply empty your wallet, bay like a frightened sheep and slowly retreat while never turning your back on the Nath, as the Nath may see this as a signal of the mating season.
Nath's are allergic to: Bright Sunlight
Moderate Sunlight
Heavy Lifting
Vegetables that make a crunching sound
Early Mornings
Early Nights
Soap
Any film which has been adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel
Ben Affleck
Novelty Mugs
Example 1
Man: Look out! There's a Nath over there! Nobody move or he might follow through!
Example 2
Woman: What a specimen! That is the biggest, hairiest Nath I have ever seen!
Man: Be careful, it looks like he's feeling frisky!
Nathan Nate Wild Flatulence Legend Booty-tastic
Man: Look out! There's a Nath over there! Nobody move or he might follow through!
Example 2
Woman: What a specimen! That is the biggest, hairiest Nath I have ever seen!
Man: Be careful, it looks like he's feeling frisky!
Nathan Nate Wild Flatulence Legend Booty-tastic
by Captain 1D10T May 20, 2016
an absolute chad who doesn't care about anyones feelings and makes fun of me for accidentally breaking 4 door hinges within a month, ilysm nath but ohm y god get off my case
by Muzikki March 07, 2021
by maikolkinnie July 06, 2020
to nathe; as in to to lie on a bed or springy surface with alot of other people (prefferabley your friends) and chill.................or tickle each other.
by nychampagne667 March 19, 2008
A ferociously overgrown region of pubic hair found on a man’s nether regions. The clear result of a lack of sufficient manscaping.
Harry: Oh my Stephen that is a crazy Nath you’ve got down there, you’re gonna need a lawnmower to tend to that!
Stephen: Oh don’t get me started on that mess! I haven’t had a chance to garden down there since Anne Boleyn was beheaded!
Stephen: Oh don’t get me started on that mess! I haven’t had a chance to garden down there since Anne Boleyn was beheaded!
by Gladys66 August 27, 2018
A person who has a grave fear of belts and has suspicious activity going on his basement. He also sometimes likes to cheap out and pack burgers for dinner.
by Baap baap hota hai November 30, 2021
Jim: are you winning?
Tom: yup, but barley
Jim: Dude i thought u were winning by 20?
Larry: nope he's pullin a nathe!!
Tom: yup, but barley
Jim: Dude i thought u were winning by 20?
Larry: nope he's pullin a nathe!!
by kb4790 August 31, 2010