Narwhal

The most awesome Fish in the world

Narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kick-ass a facial horn
they are the Jedi of the sea

by polarbearfighter March 16, 2009

Narwhal

The unicorn of the sea

Narwhales are the unicorns of the sea!

by GuitarGirl92851 December 16, 2010

NarWhal

A Magical Sea Unicorn That If Its Horn Is Touch..You Gain The Abilty To Fly
(Its Name Roughly Translated Is Horny Fish.)

a:Holy Shit! That Guy Is Flying!
b:Musta Touched A Narwhal.

by SherbertShannon March 4, 2009

Narwhal

When something is amazing but completely irrelevant to helping you in life/ helping society

Lucy: I can name all 50 states in under 5 minutes!
Ashley: That is so Narwhal!

by LuFawnda March 19, 2012

Narwhal

An chunky to obese female coupled with unattractive facial features. A distinctly Southern Californian slang circa 1979, corresponding with the release of the B-52's breakthrough single, "Rock Lobster".

Setting - Madame Wongs West (a seminal New Wave club in West LA in the late 70's - early 80's)

Brozinsky 1 - "Dude, be on the lookout for any hot little surfer chix!"

Brozinsky 2 - "There goes a narwhal..wee-ooo, wee-ooo!" (done in your best Fred Schneider voice!)

by Chezdubz April 25, 2011

Narwhal

simple~ITS A UNICORN WHALE!!! there is a rare breed called the "flying narwhal" but that only happens in special cases where the narwhal gets attacked by evil tacos. Only then will this awesome flying defense kick in.

NARWHALS, NARWHALS
SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!

by i like......SQUIRRELS!! May 5, 2011

narwhal

Narwhal, the sluts of the sea, they use their long horn to fuck other sea creatures. They are constantly horny (hence the incredibly long horn) they are not picky and will sometimes gang up to fuck some unsuspecting sea creature.

Yo dude, back off, stop being such a narwhal

by Johan Hedberg April 14, 2005