Napoleon Bonaparte

basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.

Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.

by t0x1c w4st3 May 31, 2021

Napoleon Bonaparte

Somenone who continues gambling untill he loses everything he won and sometimes extra

person 1: BRO, you won five hundred, stop now before you start losing.
person 2: HELL NAW, *loses*
person one: your such a napoleon bonaparte

by scorpio blyat dude cyka November 20, 2019

Napoleon Bonaparte

There Is nothing we can do.

There is nothing we can do - Napoleon Bonaparte

by LuarZelaznog October 9, 2023

Napoleon Bonaparte

The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.

Dude, I so Napoleon Bonaparted that bitch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.

by MeatPie April 22, 2008

Napoleon Blownapart

Destroyed

The party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.

The water bottle burst under his foot. Jimmy shouts: Napoleon Blownapart!

by Meh99 February 6, 2015

Napoleon Bonaparte

The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.

My girlfriend like relaxing on a Friday night while I give her a Napoleon Bonaparte.

by Honeybadger66 January 9, 2012

Napoleon Bonaparte

French midget who has some MASSIVE male camel toe in every portrait that has been painted of him.

"Napoleon Bonaparte wore his pants up to his fucking armpits, creating some terrible male camel toe. His balls must have been in constant pain. No wonder he was such a douchebag.

by yousuckpenis January 14, 2010