Brand Name Pickup Lines

Pickup lines that refer to brand names

Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar

by asdihfaudsbaivf May 9, 2008

Brand name girl

Everyone knows who she is. She's a girl almost every guy has hooked up with. She's famous and infamous at the same time.

Brian: "Any hotties at the party last night"

Nick: "Just the usual brand name girls. No new meat"

by SSGenesis October 31, 2015

brand name whore

A person who wears brand name clothing (usually with huge logos attached to it) and is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money for the type of clothing they wear. They are usually worn by smelly fat kids who wear contacts and swears a lot to try and look more appealing and boost their ego to girls who never even bother to look at them.

"Look at that fat kid wearing the Quicksilver sweater sitting here with no friends around him."
"Yeah, what a brand name whore!"

by AstroBlue June 12, 2006

Brand name sickness

When you get so sick and tired of seeing a fucking moose on everybody's shirt that you consider burning all you abercrombie clothes that used to be the shit in sixth grade, and spend tons of cash on other cheap ass brand name shit thats probs made in a sweatshop in china... just to get brand name sickness again...

Abercrombiho- oh my gosh! Isnt this shirt like so tots amaze!!! Just got it from holistr last night... Turn up!
NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- yah welll... Its not really special cuz eveyone wears it...
Abercrombiho- OMG your such a hipster!!

NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- no.... I just got brand name sickness...

by NormalFUCKNperson January 13, 2014

Brand Name Bitch

Someone who will only wear brand names. Also someone who is a bitch. And most of the time will wear revieling clothing.

"I went into lu lu lemon the other day and that freak with the glasses from english was there. Who does she think she is?" that is a brand name bitch

by LillyJoeCo December 17, 2012

Brand Name Calling

when you use a commercial brand name as an insult of compliment.

person 1: you are such a Dorito

person 2: nice brand name calling

by 101010102 August 29, 2010

Brand Name

When you are relatively new to a given area, and nobody quite really knows your name (ex. Normally live in Western Mass then transfer schools to live in Boston) and you do something so absolutely fucked that the entire campus only knows you by what you've done and not your name.

kid1: yo, have you met my friend derik?
kid2: wait, is that the kid who cracked his head on concrete and had to get 8 staples in his skullplate?
kid1: yeah man thats him!
kid2: Fuck yeah!! he's fucking Brand Name now!

by Brand0n September 26, 2005