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Naked Time

"naked time is only appropriate during humping or pre-hump activities, and shower time"
that's what my girl considers naked time.
by bigjohnny January 17, 2005
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happy naked time

1. To have sexual intercourse.
It looks like Tim and Brianne are about to go have some 'happy naked time.'
by jdillpickle May 12, 2007
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happy half-naked time

1. To become very close to intercourse, but not achieve the desired result.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.
Jimmy thought that he was going to get lucky with Isabelle, but it turned out to only be 'happy half-naked time'... poor guy.
by jdillpickle May 12, 2007
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Naked Iroh Time

That time of day (5:00) when your uncle has to bathe in a hot spring. Originates from GanXingba's "Avatar: The Abridged Series."
Iroh: "...And what is the one rule about Naked Iroh Time?"

Zuko: "Don't disrupt Naked Iroh Time!"

Iroh: "You're damn right. Now get your tuckus out of here before I kick it!"

Zuko: "Ohhh... now I'm scarred both psychically AND mentally..."
by Epic-Ninja October 28, 2010
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naked awkward time

1. when you go to have sex, but it doesn't work out, like a rabbit getting into the hole but leaving before he can get his carrot.

2. when you get a physical exam after puberty

3. after you work out and you go to shower in the locker room and there are no shower curtains

4. when unattractive people try to be sexy
1. A not so experienced couple wants it to take the next step, but they don't quite know what to do, so they end up having naked awkward time.

2. You're trying out for a team and must get a physical. You go to doctor and its the first time someone sees you naked after puberty.

3. Jan went to the locker room after vollyball practice and headed to the showers, she decided to wait to shower till she got home when she realized there was only one community shower.

4. Frances was going through his facebook newsfeed, when he came across neville's naked pictures that he posted for attention.
by ytiruces6460 April 13, 2011
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Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”
by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025
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