nake

An ugly tard with no friends. Everyone hates him.

Haha. That kid is just like Nake.

by steve christou April 29, 2005

Nake

A stupid bitch that doesn’t know what he’s got

That guy is such a nake

by nake is gay November 19, 2018

Nake

Being really drunk

Yoh bro I'm so nake

by OneRG April 16, 2021

nake-bed

an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.

note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"

ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed

by johnbob06 December 7, 2007

Nake-Out

When two individuals join in the act of a naked Make-Out session.

"Did she blow him? Nah. But I heard he got a sick Nake-Out out of her."

by BoxofWang August 19, 2008

nake-head

A person who cannot stand to have a naked head. Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for thugs.

"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."

by AlexandraStephanie May 1, 2006

Nake N' Bake

The act of stripping oneself bare and then smoking cannabis.

"Babe, let's nake n' bake!" "Yeah, then let's have sex while high!"

by PeoplelpoeP June 5, 2012