like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

e-nailing

The act of sending sexy and dirty e-mails while at work.

Abby and I were e-nailing the entire day. It made the day go by quickly. I cant wait to get home and actually fuck her.

by Ho-Flinger November 4, 2010

wall nailing

the act of having text sex over someones facebook wall otherwise known as wall fucking, wall sex, wall banging, or wall play.

Joe: yo dude i was totally wall nailing nicole on facebook last night

random kid: yo thats awesome i heard shes totally bangin.

Joe: o there she is. peace dude i got some business to attend to.

by Joe leg February 11, 2009

brown nailing

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing

Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...

by Groundsack101 August 8, 2021

Neiling

Verb: The act of forcibly following a girl home after a long night of drinking "Kenny's Wine".

Lets grab a bottle of red and a bottle of white and go Neiling!

by R. Webster February 13, 2008

nabling

A variation of the word nab. A nabling is a baby nab, and hence has more newbie qualities than a n00b. Usually used in MMORPGs, online FPS games, internet forums and instant messengers.

"OMG what a nabling"

"WTF, learn to play you nabling!"

by Wildcard Sam November 3, 2009