P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010

P.N.S.

Pre-Nicotine Syndrome. Describes the bitchy, cranky, irritable mindstate prior to having the day's first cigarette.

Why don't you go have a smoke instead of acting like a P.N.S.ing bitch?

by richie138 June 29, 2009

p.s.n.

Stands for Pussy Spreading Nails.

Mostly found in the cosmetics section of your local Wal Mart. These nails have the faux french manicure.

Oh snap, that bitch has got some p.s.n.'s to die for!

Yeah, those cajun shrimp colored nails ain't jokin'.

by Allison January 4, 2005

P.N.S.

An acronym for Penis Needs Sucking, a term used to describe a male's monthly mood swings.

John's been so bitchy lately. It must be P.N.S.

by jlocat November 12, 2009

E.S.P.N

to watch some porn term meant for boys only

what are you doing johnny. NOTHING JUST WATCHIN E.S.P.N.!

by assfradg February 15, 2007

P.N.S.

Puffy Nipple Syndrome.

Jay: Luke, you have a little too much PNS going on today!
Luke: Aw, man... I really need to do pushups to get rid of these bitch tits.
Jay: Lets go look at porn.

by JaimeTheRuler September 10, 2005

f.t.p.s.n.i

Fuck the police station northern Ireland

F.t.p.s.n.i

Yeooooo f.t.p.s.n.i

by Kgkgxgoxogxot March 12, 2021