by lita ford September 24, 2017
Get the mystery meatmug. when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside
my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved
by scruggs1496 February 10, 2006
Get the mystery meatmug. (Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"
by Walther Darre March 6, 2010
Get the Mystery Meatmug. Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.
by thesanitycruzer July 19, 2012
Get the Mystery meatmug. Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles
by I love my ego April 5, 2022
Get the Mystery meatmug. This game is done by a large (8 or more will do) group of males. This works where one lucky guy (if you consider it lucky) gets blindfolded and spun around. After this, everyone, including the blindfolded guy, drops their pants and everyone stands in a circle around the blindfolded guy. Dazed and confused, the blindfolded guy (currently in the middle of the circle) walks backwards into one of the other guys' dicks. He then tries to guess who is... inside him. Hence the title of the game: Mystery Meat.
Kevin: Wanna get together with the guys and play some mystery meat tonight?
Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.
Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.
by 333333373733 March 17, 2009
Get the Mystery Meatmug. When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.
Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.
by infin1te May 21, 2011
Get the Mystery Meatmug.