When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008
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More intense than phrases such as that really grinds my gears
Usually accompanied by the angry fist shaking gesture.
More intense than phrases such as that really grinds my gears
Usually accompanied by the angry fist shaking gesture.
Person 1: That asshole just cut me off!!!
Person 2: Dude, calm down.
Person 1: No! (raises fist in anger) All of my rage!
Person 2: Dude, calm down.
Person 1: No! (raises fist in anger) All of my rage!
by Cerasys April 28, 2012
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Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
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1. An illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain
2. An effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted
3. Ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support
1. An illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain
2. An effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted
3. Ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support
Bob: “I thought you weren’t big on marriage.”
Ethan: “Mirage.”
Bob: “What?”
Ethan: “Not marriage. IMirage/I. It’s a state of mind. Sort of makes it almost tolerable.”
Bob: “Go fuck yourself.”
Ethan: “Mirage.”
Bob: “What?”
Ethan: “Not marriage. IMirage/I. It’s a state of mind. Sort of makes it almost tolerable.”
Bob: “Go fuck yourself.”
by Gary from Cotati October 8, 2009
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Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
by gouletgoo December 22, 2013
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by Nemunas the god of reverse UNO June 9, 2020
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Your driving down the street with a buddy and you notice someone in the distance. you dont want to be a look for yourselfer ,so you point it out to your friend and when you get closer niether one of you wants to say anything and there is a awkward scilence. your wondering if your friend thinks you like some ugly ass people so you say dam a "URBAN MIRAGE"
by CHRIS .O October 18, 2008
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