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wank mirage

When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008
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All of my rage

A brief statement implying that someone or something occupies all hatred you could ever have.

More intense than phrases such as that really grinds my gears

Usually accompanied by the angry fist shaking gesture.
Person 1: That asshole just cut me off!!!

Person 2: Dude, calm down.

Person 1: No! (raises fist in anger) All of my rage!
by Cerasys April 28, 2012
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Pulling A Mirage

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage
by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020
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Mirage

n.

1. An illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain

2. An effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted

3. Ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support
Bob: “I thought you weren’t big on marriage.”

Ethan: “Mirage.”

Bob: “What?”

Ethan: “Not marriage. IMirage/I. It’s a state of mind. Sort of makes it almost tolerable.”

Bob: “Go fuck yourself.”
by Gary from Cotati October 8, 2009
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Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.
Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
by gouletgoo December 22, 2013
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Mirage

Awesome guy with an awesome haircut that makes awesome jokes and fights in the outlands for fame using his hologram.
Yo mate who won the latest game in the outlands?
I think it was Mirage.
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URBAN MIRAGE

When someone looks good from a distance, but when you get closer look you ask yourself what was i thinkin.
Your driving down the street with a buddy and you notice someone in the distance. you dont want to be a look for yourselfer ,so you point it out to your friend and when you get closer niether one of you wants to say anything and there is a awkward scilence. your wondering if your friend thinks you like some ugly ass people so you say dam a "URBAN MIRAGE"
by CHRIS .O October 18, 2008
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