my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things

when child yells during class my mom is on the browser

my mom is on the browser by lil catfood October 23, 2018

my mom 

The Reverse of saying "Your Mom" as a joke. it can be used in the same way. People use it if you don't want to hurt someone feeling about there mom. A good way to laugh at your self. Most of the time when used it doesn't make sense but is still funny. This is best see in used in the Cartoon network TV Show "Regular Show" by Muscle Man.

Person 1- Hey I'm gonna do my homework now
Person 2- You know who else is gonna do there homework now? My mom!

my mom by awesomebjw October 4, 2011

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

my mom is dead 

It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...

Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?

Carl: My mom is dead.

Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?

Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*

my mom is dead by Lolwhat? March 27, 2011

my mom not gay 

When someone calls your mom gay you gotta say my mom not gay you are

Sarah:your mom gay

Erick:my mom not gay

my mom not gay by Oof ur mom gay May 18, 2018

my mom is dead 

Something used after a yo mama joke, not only to make them feel like crap, but also to ruin everyones fun.

Joe-Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky fry chicken's to lick other people's fingers.

Chris-My mom is dead...

Joe-*looks sadly at Chris*

my mom is dead by Roger D January 23, 2005

myxomatosis

(mix*oh*mah*toe*sis) Also known as 'myxomatosis cuniiculi'. Myxomatosis is a disease which only infects rabbits and is caused by the myxoma virus. First seen in Uruguay in the 1900s, it was intentionally introduced into Australia to control the rabbit over-population.

Also one of the best tracks from the rock band Radiohead's sixth album entitled 'Hail to the Thief' released in 2003.

A lyric excerpt from Radiohead's myxomatosis:

now no one likes a smart arse but we all like stars
that wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason
it must have got mixed up
strangled, beaten up
i got myxomatosis
i got myxomatosis

myxomatosis by J. Razimus Hughston January 26, 2006