piss my bird

to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.

by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010

Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate

Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!

by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018

pissing my leg

Origin: Ireland. Contraction of "taking the piss off someone" and "pulling the leg".

The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.

Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.

-Do you know that they will close the dress shop you like and will open a DYI one instead?

-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!

by françois adélaïde January 16, 2011

Piss my dick

To urinate.

Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing.

by Kovtheinvincible March 4, 2009

Pissing my shit

Another way of saying "pissing me off" use especially when really pissed.

ps... just wanna say, i made this phrase :D

1: He couldn't get it in, it was pissing my shit.
2: My little brother was pissing my shit today.
3: Stop pissing my shit or I'll kill you.

by nshamster October 22, 2010

Piss my tits

Can be used to mean anything you want e.g. anger, surprise, frustration
Can be used referring to oneself or others
Variations include:
pissing my tits,
pissing my titties,

Dude we can't go in my older brothers room or he's really gonna piss his titties!

I'm really pissing my tits over this essay.

(Guy 1 jumps out and scares guy 2) Guy 2: Holy crap! I just pissed my titties big-time!

Hey, shut up or I'm going to piss my tits!

by Lead Gorilla March 18, 2009