Drink My Own Piss

The Motto of Bear Grylls.

New studies indicate that piss is the elixir of youth.

and youtube.com/watch?v=tjlbc5IPhgI to watch how it's technically done.

Go to buzzfeed.com/awesomer/survival-tips-from-bear-grylls
for more tips from the master.

Me:Why the fuck are judging this? Have you ever drank your own piss? If I say it's the elixir of youth, I mean it's the elixir of youth!!!

Bear Grylls: You tell 'em, Nick. The sun's going down, better Drink My Own Piss. Wait, I'm out of my own piss. Hey Nick

Me : Yeah?

Bear Grylls: I'm out of my own piss..... I better Drink Your Piss, mate.

by Nick Karoshi June 30, 2011

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Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

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Piss my dick

To urinate.

Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing.

by Kovtheinvincible March 4, 2009

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Piss my tits

Can be used to mean anything you want e.g. anger, surprise, frustration
Can be used referring to oneself or others
Variations include:
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pissing my titties,

Dude we can't go in my older brothers room or he's really gonna piss his titties!

I'm really pissing my tits over this essay.

(Guy 1 jumps out and scares guy 2) Guy 2: Holy crap! I just pissed my titties big-time!

Hey, shut up or I'm going to piss my tits!

by Lead Gorilla March 18, 2009