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my secret family 

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.
Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family

My loving family 

A typical phrase used by a parent that wants to break out bad news ABOUT the family.
My loving family, I just wanted to say that, um, I'm leaving the family to join my ex-girlfriend's family.

Killed my whole family 

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)
"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

i miss my future family

you miss what you know your gonna have in the future
“i miss my future family

suck my cock , ill murder your family! 

Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.

this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.

you:O im terribly sorry.

bitch: yes well its quite alright

you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake 

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake