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My dog stepped on a bee

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!
Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!
by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022
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My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court
by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023
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the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.
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"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"
by Moth <3 April 6, 2022
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Hold my beer and watch this!

Redneck's last words
Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"
by Kowkruncher August 16, 2012
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Hold my beer

Used to express an individual's boastful intent to outdo another person as an act of sport or competitiveness, expressed immediately after hearing about their achievement. Frequently used sarcastically or ironically.
Coworker 1: "Did you hear that Dan got fired for setting Mike's chair on fire?"
Coworker 2: "Hold my beer"
by AlexMA March 15, 2018
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hold my beer

The last thing you remember saying before you woke up in the hospital.
Drunk guy 1: dude that was so cool!
Drunk guy 2: I bet I can do that. Here, hold my beer.
by madmaninabox April 18, 2017
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hold my beer

1. (originally) The act of handing one's drink to another before attempting a dangerous stunt--that has never been before attempted; this often involves an element of stupidity.

Person: OMG, that guy just performed a perfect back three-and-a-half somersault pike dive!
Drunk: Pfft! That's nothing--hold my beer!

Drunk 1: No one's ever tried riding from the roof on a sheet of metal.
Drunk 2: Here. Hold my beer.

2. (online)
a. Video clips of people performing dangerous feats that they often immediately regret.

Anything classified as a fail is a possible "hold my beer" video clip.

b. (Twitter) An indication that, although events were awful, even worse calamities are about to present themselves.

2016: I've done my damage.
2017: Here. Hold my beer.
I can do THAT! Here, hold my beer!
by HowDidEyeGetHere April 19, 2018
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