tip of my anus

Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.

This fart is on the tip of my anus.

by T-Rexinbed May 25, 2016

The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016

Claim My Anus

Where you Slap someones anus the other person says CLAIM MY ANUS

man:you like huh *spanks da booty*
girl:uhhh ohh yea CLAIM MY ANUS

by GamingPlus August 23, 2016

oscillate my anus

This is a smart term for "Kiss my ass!" The word 'oscillate' means 'kiss' and the word 'anus' means 'ass'.

Bob: "You know fred your such a freak!"
Fred: "hey Bob, why dont you just oscillate my anus!!!!"

by ***<3*** July 1, 2008

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

ouch my anus hurts!

The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.

I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!

by plantariumistically October 20, 2007

ravaging my anus, are you

A way of asking or implying that someone isn't being serious. A synonym for the phrases "are you kidding me?" "are you pulling my leg" "are you ballsing my tits" etc.

"Hey I loaned you 20 bucks last week, when am I gonna get that back?"

"You didn't loan me 20 dollars."

"Ravaging my anus, are you?"

by Professor McFaggins March 11, 2009