muddy lizard

A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.

"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried

by Hazzat July 7, 2012

too muddy

a term made by new jersey teenagers for when you don’t feel like doing something or something gets complicated

teacher: “we have a test today”

student: “too muddy”

by brick1738 June 6, 2021

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

muddy taxi

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.

Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 7, 2014

Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018

muddy tarp

when a girl is riding you, you reach around stuff your nutsack skin into her asshole

oh man when that bitch was riding me last night i slipped her the muddy tarp

by Pjs37 April 10, 2008

Maudy

Smart, Beautiful, Caring Girl, Great Smile, talkative yet quiet, someone you can trust, sexy, emotional in a good way, great laugh, cute, knows how to have fun, makes a great girlfriend, great listener, sometimes mean but very sweet, loving and wonderful. dirty talker ;), probably amazing in bed

booty sexy Gorgeous Loving Maudy

by unnamedx$ November 16, 2010