Miyamoto Musashi

Miyamoto Musashi was the most hardcore samurai that ever lived. He was born in some shitty province in japan to a family of lesser nobility (SCUMBAGS!). He taught himself how to fight and won his first duel at 13 with a wooden stick after bludging some noob samurai to death. He had syphilis on his face this left him pretty pissed off so he just went around japan winning duels and killing people for laughs. He also liked to beat other samurai to death with a wooden oar to add to the humiliation.

We salute you Miyamoto Musashi!

Almighty Samurai Warrior: I challenge you to a duel!
Miyamoto Musashi: I'm going to bash your fucking head in with my oar bitch.

by Mark Williams April 21, 2007

mustachosity

Having, or holding great volume in; said mustache.

The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.

by fishyfeds November 24, 2011

mustachioville

Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.

I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!

by JesAndMel November 18, 2009

mustashe ride

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

Mustachious

Is when a man is acting mysteriously and also has a moustache.

Hey see that shady man over there ? What is he up to?? …. What a mustachious..

by dunny hal September 12, 2021

mustabio

a mental or retarded person who is very strong or powerful

your brain functions like a mustabio

by MUSTABIOPLAYS May 29, 2018

Mustadio

A character from Final Fantasy Tactics. He is an engineer who wields a gun in battle and can stop his enemies from acting or moving with Arm Seal or Leg Seal.

Also works to make Brad laugh.

Me: Haha, I just made the enemy immobile with Leg Seal.
Someone: Cool?

Me: Hey brad......MUSTADIO!!!!!
Brad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

by GreatHammurabi July 6, 2006