Lesbian Muff Mushing

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.

Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.

by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015

Mushing

To have no motivation to do anything. When everything feels like too much effort. To be incredibly lazy...usually after a night of drinking.

Julian: "Hey, wanna do something today?"
Steve: "Nah I'm Mushing today"

by Urban Dictionary January 16, 2009

Mushing

Taking a soft penis in your mouth. No sucking required. Aka mouth soaking.

We were just watching netflix and then Mary and I started mushing

by Supersoaker89 December 8, 2016

mushing

fucking, hooking up with.

Yo, you mushin him?

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

mushing

when you take a shit in the woods and dont wipe your ass.

man 1: man i had to take a shit and had no tp.
man 2: so you had to go mushing?
man 1: yha man it sucked so bad.

by no muscles October 26, 2010

musting

an object or person (living thing) that is smelling really, really bad

'You are musting really badly right now!'

('You are smelling really badly right now!')

by TimTam Tambo Timbo April 3, 2011

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018