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mushroom stamp

This is when a guy hits a girl in the forehead with the tip of his penis.

Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.

Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.
i hooked up with this slut so I mushroom stamped her, just to be an ass.
by john_doe_123 February 3, 2010
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mushroom stamp

the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.
the AQ krew gangbanged wade and they all mushroom stamped him afterwards
by Ramboyantone March 8, 2007
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mushroom stamp

To slap a persons forehead with a penis
Person1: "I'm Mexican"

KKK: "Need a mushroom stamp"
Mexican: "Me no mushroom stamp"
by mushroomstamp1304 September 17, 2013
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mushroom stamp

the act of pushing the tip of your own cock into your anus - just slightly - thereby inking your tip - and then imprinting the mushroom image onto said victim
If you don't get off of my lawn, I'm gonna mushroom stamp all you little bastards!
by Snarfley McFookenhagen December 23, 2006
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mushroom stamp

A variation of teabagging where the bagger first marinates his undercarriage in a viscous substance such as barbeque sauce or ketchup. The goal is to leave a mushroom shaped mark on the victim.
After a quick trip to the condiment counter you are all set to deliver a mushroom stamp
by lakedaimon@comcast.net November 24, 2006
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mushroom stamp

Placing the head of your Johnson on an unsuspecting person.
I waited till Gina passed out, then I mushroom stamped that bitvh.
by Fo T Wada February 28, 2008
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mushroom stamp

pullin your nuts out and droppin them on a bitches forehead
1. "hey man, jacquelyn is sleeping, be quiet!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"
by Robby V. October 21, 2009
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