murf

the sweaty, hairy, smelly region between the scrotum and anus

While you are down there would you mind tickling my murf a bit?

by Murf E. Brown July 24, 2006

murf

Someone whom is hung like a donkey and can fuck all night long.

Wow, I wish I were like Murf.

by Julie January 14, 2004

murf

For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.

"have a murfing awesome day"

"holy murf"

by licklimpydown April 7, 2013

murf

A "furry" word used within the fandom to represent an excamatory or in a verbal sence, much in the same way the F word is.

Aww murf! Murf? Murf you! etc

by Zorro teh fox September 17, 2004

murf

To get hurt, messed up; to hurt someone or to hurt yourself.
Also can be used replacing the words "hit" "kick" etc.

If you don't leave I'll straight out murf you son!

He jumped off the fence and murfed his face on the pavement.

His drunkass kept runnin' his mouth so I murfed him.

by theDommer August 13, 2007

murf

mother you run from

oh shit! here comes that murf again!

by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb December 12, 2008

murf

1. (noun) A person who is with less desirable traits, inferior intelligence, etc

2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses

1. Joe is such a murf

2. I heard John got caught murfing behind the abortion clinic again.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger January 1, 2008