Murf

Name of the Divine Tortoise, the one who will bring salvation to this wretched world.

Which religion do you believe in?
I believe in the one and only, Murf.

by Lanti February 16, 2022

Murf?

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by bigkdawg2069 April 7, 2022

Murf

alternative to wedgie

I have a gnarly murf brah.

by zzyzxxzyzz August 27, 2010

Murf

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat

1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.

by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009

murf

To vomit

BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!

by MURF MAN February 24, 2009

murf

the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong

Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"

by Alyssa October 8, 2003

Murf

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.

Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.

by eflatus September 18, 2009