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Murlocing

The act of cupping an individuals genitals in the palm of one's hand and proceeding to lap at them with your tongue while making a noise akin to that of a "Murloc" (A fictional amphibious creature from Blizzard's™ "World of Warcraft™"). The most accurate sound a human can make sounds a bit like "mlow mlow mlow mlow mlow!!!"
MLOW MLOW MLOW MLOW MLOW!!!
*lapping sounds*

"LOL, dude my girlfriend totally gave me a murlocing last night!"
by Dave & Luke December 1, 2006
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Murdochian

1. A person who substantially agrees with Murdoch Maxwell

2. Murdoch Maxwell advocated for a voluntary society in which groups and individuals maintain and develop their culture or interests whilst maintaining a pluralist attitude valuing philoxenia love of strangers. Their philoxenia & a pluralist attitude are valued by each of the societies, despite them being apart of various schools of thought because they all consider the possibility that the other society is more correct. Each of these societies evinces a willingness to update their theories as more evidence becomes available. These voluntary societies treat their ideas like code where there are willing to update to new versions, fork into separate versions experimenting with different ideas, and are willing to boot up older iterations the knowledge they obtained with newer iterations.
Not Murdoch: "Dude your Murdochian ideology sounds a lot like GitHub."
Murdoch: "Yeah, it's totally GitHub dude."
by MurdochMaxwell November 9, 2020
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Murdochian

1. A person who substantially agrees with Murdoch Maxwell

2. Murdoch Maxwell advocated for a voluntary society in which groups and individuals maintain and develop their culture or interests whilst maintaining a pluralist attitude valuing philoxenia (a love of strangers). Their philoxenia & their pluralist attitude are valued by each of the societies, despite them being apart of various schools of thought because they all consider the possibility that the other society is more correct. Each of these societies evinces a willingness to update their theories as more evidence becomes available. These voluntary societies treat their ideas like code where there are willing to update to new versions, fork into separate versions experimenting with different ideas, and are willing to boot up older iterations with the knowledge they obtained with newer iterations.
Not Murdoch: "Dude your Murdochian ideology sounds a lot like GitHub."
Murdoch: "Yeah, it's totally GitHub dude."
by MurdochMaxwell November 9, 2020
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Murlocing

The art of cupping someones balls, and gently making murloc noises with your face pressed up close.
"I was murlocing Dave last night when..."
by Chrisssssssssssssssss December 20, 2006
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Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis
by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009
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Murdockin

The act of a lesbian licking the face of another lesbian
Alison was totally Murdockin Marian
by Jcman3594 November 27, 2011
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Murdochianism

Is a political philosophy that believes in panarchism, pluralism, agorism, Austro-geolibertarianism, polycentricity, subsidiarity, localism, & cooperative individualism.
Xiyeon: Murdochianism seems quite niche -- does it have broad appeal? Titus: No not really it's pretty niche.
by MaxwellMurdoch July 1, 2022
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