Muppets

A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.

Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.

by Dupa December 10, 2003

Mupperz

A morbidly obese whore who is under the delusion that she is actually skinny and that everybody loves her, while all other females on the internet are fuck ugly and have irritating voices. Mupperz is incapable of laughing properly, and instead chooses to imitate a dying giraffe having a four wheel drive shoved up its anus.

Nahhh that's just Mupperz trying to laugh again.

by GRiMis1337 July 28, 2010

muppets on ice

Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet

Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!

by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 20, 2019

Bat Mappers

Bat Mappers are usually very toxic mappers. They make videos on how Albania will 'take over the world' which is EXTREMLY unrealistic, and they still use "Gay", "Kid" and "Serb" as an insult. (They hate Serbia.)

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of these Bat Mappers?
Person 2: No, but I know they make unrealistic mapping videos.
Person 1: Yeah, they also make Albania take over the sea which CAN'T be done.

by SyncNotFound January 16, 2021

Mupper

An open handed slap to the vagina

Joanne is kinky, she likes receiving a hard mupper before intercourse.

by Peter P. Pablo December 31, 2008

The muppets

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

Muppets Treasure Island

A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.

I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.

by jimmy henson October 18, 2009