Muttsexual

People who have extremely close relationships with their dog as a replacement of having a real boyfriend/girlfriend.

Dude you've been checking out Cindy for two weeks, why don't you just ask her on a date?

No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.

by dkinirvine February 15, 2009

Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER

1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!

by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022

Musexual

More interested with music\musical instruments then with the opposite gender

"are you going to be with ur chick tonight"

"Nah id rather play my guitar"

"Dude ur 2 musexual"

by GuitarLover55555555555555555 December 16, 2008

Maxsexual

Being sexually attracted to max and max only. You don’t like humans because they’re just not max.

That guy is maxsexual. He loves max.

by Crepprr March 31, 2021

mesexual

Someone who hates all people in the world except from themselves. They are only sexually attracted to themselves.

I hate everyone!! I just want to take my clothes off!! I must be mesexual...

by slayson October 1, 2010

manusexual

A straight male San Antonio Spurs fan who would go gay for Manu Ginobili.

When I peeked in his My Photos folder, my deepest suspicions were confirmed -- Juan was a total manusexual.

by Menudo T. July 15, 2009

Monsexual

Attraction towards money.

Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.

by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021