A term given to the football club of Manchester united. After the delightfull event of a plane crash in 1958 were by the team of Man U plumeted to their deserved deaths as they hit the icy munich runway in flames. From then on they were known simply as Munich. Also see scum, glory hunters, inbreds, cunts, and people not from Manchester
by Harold shipman November 26, 2006
Get the Munichmug. You pick up a girl at a bar and are lucky enough to take her home. You are however embarrassed by the small size of your penis and promptly switch the light off when things get funky in the bedroom. When you are about to have sex you reach for a dildo and proceed to pleasure the girl with it like it is your own penis. The girl is none the wiser and afterward thinks you have both stamina and a large wang.
Last night I perfomed a munich, she was none the wiser.
by Simon74 April 15, 2007
Get the Munichmug. by thessparked October 21, 2020
Get the Bayern Munichmug. Buddy 1: As you are a Bayern Munich what does Bayen likes?
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).
by Dark Humour December 30, 2020
Get the Bayern Munichmug. Man, shit got hell hectic last night, that bird I met at the kebab stand took me home for a Munich hotdog
by Frederick Fish March 17, 2017
Get the munich hotdogmug. Ticks made on a checklist which are not worth the paper they are written on. Named after the Munich Agreement made in 1938 between Nazi Germany, Italy, France and Great Britain, which then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously hailed as guaranteeing “Peace in our time”. Less than one year later World War II began.
Reporter: Even though you were warned for two years the railway crossing was an accident waiting to happen, you did nothing. Why?
Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.
Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?
Politician: I’ll have to look into that.
Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.
Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?
Politician: I’ll have to look into that.
by Dr Euan Mitchell August 31, 2008
Get the Munich ticksmug. A situation where people decide something for another without even telling them.
Based on the Munich Conference in 1938, where the allied powers gave Germany the Sudetenland territory of Czechoslovakia.
Czechoslovakia wasn't invited to that conference. Hence written in Munich.
Based on the Munich Conference in 1938, where the allied powers gave Germany the Sudetenland territory of Czechoslovakia.
Czechoslovakia wasn't invited to that conference. Hence written in Munich.
by Who Uses These Words February 28, 2023
Get the Written in Munichmug.