Munich 

A term given to the football club of Manchester united. After the delightfull event of a plane crash in 1958 were by the team of Man U plumeted to their deserved deaths as they hit the icy munich runway in flames. From then on they were known simply as Munich. Also see scum, glory hunters, inbreds, cunts, and people not from Manchester

Gary neville is a fithly lowlife dwarfed munich piece of vermin scum

Munich by Harold shipman November 26, 2006

Munich 

You pick up a girl at a bar and are lucky enough to take her home. You are however embarrassed by the small size of your penis and promptly switch the light off when things get funky in the bedroom. When you are about to have sex you reach for a dildo and proceed to pleasure the girl with it like it is your own penis. The girl is none the wiser and afterward thinks you have both stamina and a large wang.

Last night I perfomed a munich, she was none the wiser.

Munich by Simon74 April 15, 2007

Munich 

"A guy without his balls. It's a Munich." - Holland March from The Nice Guys

"Munich is a city in Germany."

Munich by MrNiscel November 23, 2021

Munich 

When you're so exhausted, that you jump into the void.

Person 1:"You're such a munich!"
Person 2: "And?"
Person 1: "You're in the void"
Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Munich by zaqwxsecdrvftgbynhumjiklp April 24, 2022

Munich 

A guy without his balls.

Hitler only had one ball, he was nearly a Munich.

Munich by Jose f June 30, 2023

Munich crank handle 

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

Munich crank handle by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

munich hotdog 

A strange sexual position involving a large German woman, a furry dog and a tuba

Man, shit got hell hectic last night, that bird I met at the kebab stand took me home for a Munich hotdog

munich hotdog by Frederick Fish March 17, 2017