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Munching the Mekong

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!
Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.
by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009
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Moose Munching

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
by julio montoya December 27, 2011
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Merfle Munchie

1. A fictional chef dragon whelp mascot for the Merfle munchies website.
dragon chef whelp merfle munchies merfle munchie
by Sixthleafclover December 14, 2010
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munching trade

Sucking dick.

A term started by the gay black and latino community of New York City, in the 80's and early 90's.
I feel like munching trade tonight. or Girl, we dipped into the stairway and I munched his trade.
by ghettogurl1973 August 11, 2011
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muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007
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Under-carriage munching

A term coined by a cool Aussie chick used to describe when koalas go downtown on each other.
‘Hey Davey, koalas are cute but most of them have Chlamydia. Probably from all their under-carriage munching.’
‘It sounds fucking sickening.’
‘It is fucking sickening Davey, it is.’
by milliesofmelbourne June 20, 2020
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Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
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