Momism

mom-iszem), noun,
A parade of questions that mothers ask their offspring when they arrive home from school.

Examples of common momisms:

1. How was school?

2. What did you learn?

3. Are you hungry?

4. What did you eat?

5. Why aren't you hungry?

6. Are you okay?

7. Are you sure you aren't hungry?

etc..

"My mom's momism's have been getting more and more annoying."

by ALDS1001EXAMPLE June 13, 2014

Mimism

Mimism is a religion practiced mainly in Kanto and on online forums(mainly reddit and 4chan). These groups worship the Pokémon Mr. Mime almost as a god. There is a story in their sacred text that states, “ Mr. Mime was a young Pokémon when his first act of greatness was caught. He heard a man scream in a very high pitched tone and he instantly ran to the source of the sound to find a man on fire. With his amazing miming skills he mimed a firehose and quickly put the fire out. There were other occurrences of strange acts, some say they have seen him flying, or fighting off a Hypno that was in the act of child-napping a bunch of crusty iPad kids. “ The followers of mimism can typically be seen with either clown makeup or a very strange aura around them.. Nobody is quite sure why, more research is needed to prove why. Once every year under a blue moon these followers will be seen gathering at Stonehenge presumably to pray or please their god. Blood has been found on scene the following day. The dietary restriction for this group is anything healthy, their main source of food is any sort of junk food(mainly poorly made ramen and McDonalds).

Person1: hey have you heard about what happened at Stonehenge?
Person 2: yeah... I think it was that weird mimism cult..

by ItzCalora November 15, 2022

Memism

A Cancerous Community and/or group on The internet spreading from App to app, social media to social media, website to website, posting cancerous, stale, outdated, MLG, Swag, Dead and other memes. They don't find any meme offensive. They will attempt to spread their cancerous memes around Normies so they may join them. This Community can be found on Apps such as Amino, Skype, Discord, and many more.

Dude #1: "I used to be a normie till I found out about memism and joined them".
Dude #2: "You're such cancer".

by Memism July 19, 2017

musism

to be rude about someones musical preferences.

don't be so musist.

by lou hewlett January 20, 2004

Mumistake

To be caught up in the awkward situation of insulting somebody's mother, the mistake being that she's (supposedly) deceased.

Those seconds that follow the person's remark of their mother being dead are what define the word.

Act commonly consists of the person retracting their statement as a precautionary measure.

1: "My mum used to buy me Pop-Tarts
2: "Your mum is a Pop-Tart"
1: "My mum's dead."
2: "Oh. Mumistake. I didn't mean to... you sure she's dead?"
1: "No! Dick!"

1: "My mum used to buy me Pop-Tarts"
2: "Your mum is a Pop-Tart"
1: "My mum's dead."
2: "Oh. Mumistake. I didn't mean to... you sure she's dead?"
1: "Yes. I'm going home to cry myself to sleep."

by Redlineonhill January 12, 2009

Mutism

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism against people without means of communication online.

The belief that people without mics are inferior could be perceived as mutism.

by Ipot June 21, 2020

Momism

Those little tidbits of knowledge that Mom passes on to her kids, usually based on experience

I now pass the same momisms that my mom told me to my kids

by Rowan 64 December 1, 2020