multi-slacker

You know a multi-tasker is one who can drive, smoke, jerk-off, talk on the cell phone and pick his nose all at the same time. Well a multi slacker is one who has laundry pending, missing homework, assignments past due, messy room and all last week's mail unopened. This and more ofcourse!

Dude, I have a Chemistry assignment due tomorrow, a math quiz to take in the tsting center because i missed it, I have no clean clothes, can't find my pay check and I locked my car keys in the car.

Word dude, you are just a multi-slacker.

by Julius Glass April 18, 2006

multislacking

While avoiding actual work, multislacking involves doing several tasks at a time, with apathy, not accomplishing any of them.

I did some multislacking today. I stopped playing Words With Friends on my phone to upvote a post on Reddit, while watching the latest episode of Supernatural on TV, then I stopped it all to dismiss an incoming phone call.

by Paulywogg99 June 20, 2014

multislack

To slack off with many people at the same time.

I'm not done with that yet; I've been multislacking.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

multislacking

That combination of MySpace, chatting, and Wikipedia that Gen Y calls "work". The office internet take on "Work hard, play hard."

You can spend your Friday afternoons reviewing spreadsheets and holding conference calls; I'll be busy multislacking in my cubicle.

by KTBoyer January 30, 2007

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007

multislack

To be slack in several ways, against several people, more several reasons.

Public schools are so multislack.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

multistalker

A person who manages to stalk more than 3 people at once. Effects may include this person borrowing (and not returning) clothing items, dressing like you and your friends, acting/talking like more than one of your friends (attaining their personality) stealing the inside jokes of you and your friends, following you to places you don't want to be followed (such as the bathroom...and the stall), and being in complete denial when other people hint that they aren't liked. Comes in the form of a younger looking kid, at your age, or any loner. Has no other friends. Isn't noticed until a few weeks after having hung around your group. Seemingly has the ability to appear out of thin air. Manages to follow silently without being noticed for long periods of time, without breathing. Tends to have glasses and a chronic eye twitch.

Oh my god. This chick is such a multistalker. She followed me to the movies, then left half way through to follow my friend to the mall, then went and followed my other friend to dinner with her family. CREEPER!!!!

creeper lurker annoyance

by babehK March 5, 2009