Mulpry

Pronounced MOLE-PRE, is the act of exposing your genitals or preforming sex acts infront of someone who is Visually Impaired (I.E. Blind).

Frank: Did you hear Jason got arrested again?

Tim: Oh no! What for?!

Frank: The cops caught him preforming Mulpry on a bunch of blind folks on a nature walk down in the park.

by Kalash October 17, 2008

Mulping

You and your buddy go out to a grave yard and dig up a woman that's about 2 weeks dead. She needs to not be rotted and dried up. Then you lay her out on the ground spread eagle with pants/panties removed. You place your mouth on her vaginal region and get your buddy to jump on her stomach. The flowing of the beautiful juices will commence. Swallow.

Yo we went mulpin last night. It was great.

by coalminer April 24, 2005

mulpy

Means Mulpy like. Comes from The Day Today.

The weather is Mulpy today

by Moonlice March 25, 2005

mulph

The sound you make when trying to hold in your throw up.

"Did you hear that naked pictures of snooki got leaked online?'

"Oh, mulph"

by dr. stumppuppet December 14, 2012

mulper

A person who turns up to your house at dinner time, who has not been invited, but is expecting to be fed.

I'm forced to be a mulper as I don't have money for food.

by crazyskank February 5, 2010

Mulper

A disgustingly ugly woman who by virtue of her appearance is guaranteed not to be the mother of any children. One who is so slobberish and vile that her very presence can be sensed by all but the most comatosed individuals who deserve an encounter with such a filthy beast. Usually found in shopping centres, clubs, pubs, zoos and abattoirs. The criteria for what constitutes a mulper can often be relaxed and the term can apply to even a mild ugly woman who might be carrying a few extra kilos, or anyone in between.

Look at that hideous mulper walking down the street at the Fringe.

Nearly succumbed to the advances of a filthy mulper last night . Fuck it was close.

There should be a law against mulpers like that. Enough to put you off your pint.

by chemischen March 15, 2011

mulpan

A green pillow that hates dual portals

Mulpan challenge

by Muscle cars rule December 3, 2023