A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.
by AnonoJon December 29, 2010
The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.
by nanor the clown August 01, 2010
to destroy another individual or group at sports, fight or just life in general.Also can be used to describe how fucked up you were the night before or how fucked up you will get in the future.
by Weebls Wobble February 17, 2011
Free coffee, total trash.
Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.
Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.
Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.
Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.
by DB0380 April 21, 2023
A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.
by TechnoKitten72 October 07, 2013
To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.
Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.
Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.
by Charles Carmichael12 February 15, 2011
you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.
by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003