Mufti

A Irish/scouse coloquialism refering to one's nose.

1.Tom: Here vicky i've got an itchy mufti!
Vicky: O dear that means you're going to get into a fight!
Tom: Well as long as i don't end up with a broken mufti...

2. Kat: I bunked the queue so that i could buy that curly wurly before that fat boy. Do you think hes annoyed?
Sam: Yes i think you put his mufti out of joint.

by Tomtom kelvinwhore December 16, 2008

mufty

a ponce, twiddler, or Garragiola.

Left to his own devices that mufty would never have mentioned the fop's fob.

by Nigel January 22, 2005

mufty

Referring to a person with Indian heritage or background in a non-racist way.

Person 1: Oh my god check out that mufty over there

Person: Whoa she is hot as!

by DIRGinator August 27, 2009

mufty

Referring to a person with Indian heritage or background in a non-racist way.

Person 1: Oh my god check out that mufty over there

Person: Whoa she is hot as!

by DIRGinator August 27, 2009

mufti

A hairpiece for ladies to wear over / instead of pubic hair. Usually done in novelty shapes and colours. Can also be pubic hair trimmed in novelty styles

My girlfriend got a mufti yesterday.

by Fylar June 29, 2006

Asfandyar Mufti

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.

Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!

by jtodawan November 14, 2011

Mufti Menk

One of the worlds kindest Muslim Scholars, If you want to ACTUALLY learn about the beautiful religion of islam, you should watch him and follow him on instagram!!!

Mufti Menk gave a very inspiring kutbah!!!

by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 25, 2021