muffintop

A rim of fat that bulges out above a "pleasantly plump" girl's too-tight pants. These girls usually don't realize that their outfits are completely unflattering, so it's best not to point this out. In today's modern McDonald's fed society, muffintops are not a rare sight.

As Tracy walked down the street, the fatty muffintop peeking out from below her wife-beater jiggled wildly. It was rather entertaining.

by mollymcb215 January 6, 2007

muffintop

The belly/hip spillage over the top of the jeans, forming a muffintop. Usually in reference to females.

"That clingy shirt is definitely not hiding her muffintop- she shouldn't be wearing low-rise jeans in public."

by maps February 15, 2006

muffinsuit

the awesome combination of wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt, preferably on a rainy or snowy day... but every day is an acceptable day to wear a muffinsuit. llbean moccasins are often worn to complete the look. for males and females.

i don't get how some people get so dressed up for our 8am class. i just roll in like a boss wearing a muffinsuit.

by nosefacekillah October 4, 2011

Muffcup

Muffcup is a beer related game shrouded in mystery. The origins are traced back to an unknown town on Long Island. The game involves a single red solo cup, group of people, and a ping pong ball. The group sits around the cup in the center of a table. The object of the game is to bounce the ball off the table into the cup. If the player successfully bounces the ball into the beer filled cup he selects a person to drink it. The game then continues to the next person in the group. There are 2 rules of the utmost importance. NEVER touch the cup before saying "Muffcup", failure to comply with this rule results in an additional cup of beer to chug. The second rule is if the ball bounces off the Rim and doesn't go in another player can yell, "Rimjob!". After yelling rimjob the player who threw the ball gets another shot to either sink it or miss it. If he misses he drinks if he makes it the player who yelled rimjob has to drink. This game is not for amateurs it must be taken seriously.

Mike: "Hey Joey what was that sick game we played last weekend?"
Joey: "Boy that was Muffcup the greatest game ever invented".

by Muffcup Defender July 4, 2016

Muffinbutts

N. the disgusting, bottom part of the muffin that, it would seem, was ignored in the delegation of yummy muffin ingredients like chocolate chips, blueberries, and nuts. They are most commonly discarded or left to rot on a lunch tray.

Stina Shall: Namie, why haven't you finished your muffin?
Lyme Ninja: Pft. I never eat the Muffinbutts.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 20, 2009

Muffintopulating

When a person, usually a female, wears pants that are too tight for their belly causing their fat to flow over the top of the waist of their pants.

Man, check out that girl! She looks so weird muffintopulating like that. Maybe she needs to buy bigger pants or lose some weight...

by xo0KiMBeRLy0ox May 2, 2014

muffincunt

Muffincunt: 1) A vagina that is so large and swollen it appears to take the shape of a muffin, being rather bulbous.

2) A term of endearment used towards a lady who is fellatious, but has a heart of gold.

1) God, Tammy had such a muffincunt! It was disgusting!

2) God muffincunt, you crack me up!

by Big Ben September 12, 2004