Cupcake Butt Muffin

During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.

Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!

by Rod Weidin December 9, 2008

butt muffin

a person that smells, looks, or acts generally like butt.

"hey lady, ur ass is getting fat! haha just kidding"
"ew ur such a butt muffin"

by mylipslikesugar June 10, 2009

Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

by HilltopHillbillies June 3, 2023

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 7, 2008

Muffin Button

A button that distributes blueberry muffins. Originally from Team Four Star.

Krillin: "Goku, did you just read my mind?"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"

by Drener June 18, 2011

muffin butter

jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.

"I've got your muffin butter in my belly button"
"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

by B. Z. September 11, 2005

muffin button

An affectionate nickname for the clitoris

All it takes it a little press of her muffin button and she'll come like a busted fire hydrant.

by evan99 July 26, 2006