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La Muerte Peluda

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009
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bella muerte

Am I the only one who'd like to check in to the Hotel Bella Muerte?
by teh sexxors January 21, 2006
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Muerte lenta

Slow death, alternative (comical) definition for food that tastes great but might be a health risk consuming.

From south america, cheap burgers bought in some barrios (hoods in Santa Cruz - Bolivia) that cost ~2 pesos (~0.2$).
Alfredo - Compramos algo pa comer wei (Let's buy something to eat)
Pedro - Estoy neto solo tengo 3 pesos (I'm broke I only have a quarter)
Alfredo - Suficiente para una muerte lenta (Enough for a slow death)
by Comandante August 27, 2006
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Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.
Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation
by Collinseent April 1, 2009
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meruemok

I wish I was as cool as meruemok“-ikinerenandlight
by conniessuperhotgf August 20, 2021
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boricua hasta la muerte

Another way of saying I'm Puerto Rican til the day I kick the can. Said as a symbol of ride and can be heard plenty on the second Sunday of June in Manhattan.
Person 1: Boricua hasta la muerte!!

Person 2: My guy your Puerto Rican?
Person 1: Hell yeah. Born and raised.
by A Human Being that is alive January 2, 2017
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El Gallo Del Muerte

THE CHICKEN…………..OF DEATH

El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…

Waffles.

If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
El Gallo Del Muerte is coming. RUN AWAY
by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022
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