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Middleman's Salute

To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.
John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.

Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?

John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.

Mike: Pwnage.
by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009
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muddleman

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!
Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.
by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012
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Middleman Card

the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.

the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.
by magistratemanz December 1, 2010
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Middleman

The middleman is the provider who buys from the producer of products to gain a product; not directly from the company that created it rather than just someone else selling the items they bought from the producers/company.
On Aliexpress if you are from the US and are buying products through Aliexpress you're cutting off the middleman.
by Dreameater August 18, 2016
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middleman

Used in social situations, which a person tries to gain control by telling another person, information about another. Basically B tells A about C, or vice versa. The goal is to confuse the two, so that B will gain the upper hand in the social context, whether gaining approval or be seen as "cool"
Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!
B: "Hey, Lisa's having a birthday, you should come!"
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)
by ialreadyknowclueless August 14, 2010
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The act of shaping a bar of soap into a phallus shape and proceeding to make sweet love to it.
Dropping the soap in prison was not up to my expectations, therefore I had to drop the soap without the middleman.
by Long John Hawkins October 21, 2020
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middleman

Also known as the Double Adapter , this is the man in the middle of a gay threesome.
My boyfriend and I picked up this flammer last night ,Sidney, and we used him as the middleman.
by roodboy September 1, 2007
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