Muddle

When you get you're baby dressed up to go out and as you're leaving you find him/her out side standing in a puddle of mud , so you take her inside and change her and when you're on the way she starts crying and you reach for her bottle only to realize that u left it at home , and you tell her thats what u get for stepping in the muddle ....mud+puddle+bottle

" Gaby why did u have to step in that muddle"

by deerox February 10, 2009

muddles

Muddles is a form of cuddling which include wondering hand syndrome which leads to sexual intercourse.

foreplay under pretense of cuddling =)

Hey baby, did you want to come over for some muddles?

by Steven123456789 June 10, 2008

muddling

When you dig up a female corpse and put your mouth on (its) vagina, while someone else stomps on (its) stomach. EEW.

Then, I'm gonna dig up your grandma, and have my way with her too! -muddling

by Necrocunnilingus December 5, 2013

muddled

When ones face is caked in shit to the point that it looks like a mud skin treatment

Mate is that a mud skin treatment or have you been muddled

by jsb95 July 4, 2015

muddles

Mud puddles

Look at all those muddles!!

by Rainbows123 September 8, 2014

muddle-head

A confused person.
Sometimes used to refer to a stupid or inept individual.

I cheated on my girlfriend. What a muddle-head I am!

by andrei227w January 29, 2023

Muddle Class

1. A new name for the American middle class as people try to survive the current economic crisis by "muddling through" with less money and less security.
2. The growing spirit of economic fatalism in mainstream America.

Everyone on our street is struggling to pay the bills. We're the new Muddle Class!

by Peter Kobs April 1, 2009