Muddle

When you get you're baby dressed up to go out and as you're leaving you find him/her out side standing in a puddle of mud , so you take her inside and change her and when you're on the way she starts crying and you reach for her bottle only to realize that u left it at home , and you tell her thats what u get for stepping in the muddle ....mud+puddle+bottle

" Gaby why did u have to step in that muddle"

by deerox February 10, 2009

muddle

a dirty or muddy puddle.

Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.

by minecraftwithkitties March 1, 2015

muddle

A muddy puddle.

Stop jumping in the muddle you will get wet and muddy.

by bluedrop403 November 27, 2015

Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.

Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...

by Braindrained February 12, 2017

Muddle

*Male version of a puddle slut.
*Male that does sexual favors for meth.
usually found on da block in pine county.

"Did you hear Keith is poonjin people for meth?"
Yeah he's one of da block muddles!

Guy: Duke is making his rounds today!

Buddy: Fucker is the definition of a true muddle!

Female: Too bad Duke has to be a muddle he's sexy!!

Friend: yeah all the Roseland boys are sexy in there own way check out Levi!

by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019

muddle

a “puddle” of thick mud, usually on a pavement or somewhere mud wouldn’t normally be

oh no i stood in a muddle

by the noiser May 22, 2021

Muddle

It was a word in code invented by Vita Sackville West and her husband Harold Nicolson, it means "affair" (mostly with the same sex for that is why it must be coded).

I'm in no muddles right now.
She is not exactly a muddle.

by Queerperson15 July 28, 2021